Dead Serious — Printable Funeral Planner

You died. Now what?

Your family can't even find the Wi-Fi password. Dead Serious is the darkly funny funeral planner that tells them everything: the bank info, the insurance, who gets the dog, and the song you want played on the way out.

Morbid? Yes. Thoughtful? Extremely.

What's inside (34 pages)

• ☠ The body, the final outfit & the big exit
• ☠ The party, the bar & the run of show
• ☠ The guest list & the Do Not Admit list
• ☠ Your soundtrack, song by song
• ☠ Write your own obituary (the flattering version)
• ☠ I Forgive You (and I Don't) pages
• ☠ The Real Heirs: your pets and their care
• ☠ Bank, insurance & bill account numbers
• ☠ The Subscription Graveyard: what to cancel
• ☠ Medical wishes & family health history
• ☠ Letters to leave behind
• ☠ Your official haunting schedule

What you get

• Instant PDF download
• US Letter and A4 sizes included
• Print at home or at any print shop, as many copies as you need

Want a real book instead? Get the 6×9 paperback on Amazon for $9.99 →

This planner shares your wishes and information. It is not a legal document, so the big stuff also belongs in a will. Keep it somewhere safe, like a fireproof box, and tell one trusted person where it is.

This is a digital download. No physical item will be shipped.