{"product_id":"dead-serious-printable-funeral-planner","title":"Dead Serious — Printable Funeral Planner","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou died. Now what?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour family can't even find the Wi-Fi password. \u003cem\u003eDead Serious\u003c\/em\u003e is the darkly funny funeral planner that tells them everything: the bank info, the insurance, who gets the dog, and the song you want played on the way out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMorbid? Yes. Thoughtful? Extremely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's inside (34 pages)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ The body, the final outfit \u0026amp; the big exit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ The party, the bar \u0026amp; the run of show\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ The guest list \u0026amp; the Do Not Admit list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ Your soundtrack, song by song\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ Write your own obituary (the flattering version)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ I Forgive You (and I Don't) pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ The Real Heirs: your pets and their care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ Bank, insurance \u0026amp; bill account numbers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ The Subscription Graveyard: what to cancel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ Medical wishes \u0026amp; family health history\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ Letters to leave behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e☠ Your official haunting schedule\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant PDF download\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUS Letter \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e A4 sizes included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint at home or at any print shop, as many copies as you need\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWant a real book instead?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/a.co\/d\/0914w0pi\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGet the 6×9 paperback on Amazon for $9.99 →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis planner shares your wishes and information. It is not a legal document, so the big stuff also belongs in a will. Keep it somewhere safe, like a fireproof box, and tell one trusted person where it is.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a digital download. No physical item will be shipped.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Raven Moon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50573337198778,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/8152\/1338\/files\/2372.jpg?v=1790720978","url":"https:\/\/theravenmoon.shop\/products\/dead-serious-printable-funeral-planner","provider":"The Raven Moon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}